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Huge Collab part 14! Vlogbrothers centred"Hank" John whispered, fighting back a few tears, "Hank, if you don't obey the government rules, then The Higher Ones will send us back to America to be killed. They'll kill Henry! My Henry! He's only Seven, he doesn't know what's going on. Sarah can't help him, she's gone into hiding. She really is a yeti." The dull eyes sparkled slightly, from the tears that were now falling. He dropped the gun. Alex ran and grabbed the gun, "We don't want you near this thing!" he screamed "It's messing with you!" All John could do was smile, "The longer I have that....that Thing away from me, the easier it will be to resist the plate." And then he pulled the turtle neck from his uniform down. A curved, metal plate was attached to his neck, and was starting to steam up. It was most likely malfunctioning, "This takes all your thoughts of happiness and laughter, and turns it into bitterness and despair." It then shocked him, and he fell from the pain..
'Katherine' looked up, and began to cough, but the
Who Created Me?Who created me.
If you were to ask me this in a normal, everyday conversation, then you would most likely hear 'My Mum and Dad'. This isn't a normal, everyday conversation. This is a task, set to drive us up the wall, trying to find an insightful way to answer this. so, here is my answer on who created me.
While my parents may have created me, my grandparents created them, who created me. My great grandparents created my grandparents, who created my parents, who then created me. my great great grandparents created my great grandparents, who created my grandparents, who created my parents, who then created me. This just goes on and on, so I find no point in continuing.
This list isn't just there to fill up the page, as it serves a purpose. If you want to ask me on who created me, then that's the answer. Without all those grandparents, there would be no me. If one of those grandparents had not meet, or decided to have a kid, there would be no child to have continued the line up towards m
Prologue for a novelPrologue
This story begins with a group of people. Now, these people were very strange, as they hated difference, freedom of speech and abnormality. They believed that equality meant that everyone looked similar, acted the same and followed the same laws. They believed this would bring peace to the world; hope for a new generation of peace keepers. They were called Jubilation. They abolished people who spoke their mind, people who wore crazy clothes, homosexual people, hipsters, geeks, chavs, emos, preepy people and just about anything else you can imagine. They thought this would 'cure' the world, as they thought the world was 'contaminated' and all the different people were 'unspeakables'. They gave those people two chances, a chance to change them selves, and a chance if they rebelled afterwards. If they wasted those two chances, then they could be killed in public; unless they agreed to take a final meal prepared by the executers, which was laced with an array of different drugs th
Prussia's conversation with cleverbot.User: KESESESESESE! THE AWESOME ME IS HERE TO MAKE YOU NEARLY AS AWESOME AS ME!
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Only the most awesome name ever, Prussia!
Cleverbot: TiP darB?
User: I may be a blogger, but I do not know what that unawesome word means.
Cleverbot: Are you a liar or just wrong?
User: No.....I AM AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Yes, but chocolate milk is MORE awesome.
User: No...........I AM MORE AWESOME! Then It's Gilbird, then Pancakes, then Birdie, then Maple Syrup and then Me again.
Cleverbot: I seem to have lost intelligence.
User: And that relates to awesome how?
Cleverbot: It doesn't.
User: You are so UN-awesome. It's affecting me.
Cleverbot: Age does not matter, especially as your girlfriend is 4 years older than me, so how can I be too old hah.
User: I...don't have a girlfriend. The awesome me only needs Gilbird.......AND Birdie.
Cleverbot: What if the seeker is also the one with the answer?
User: What The.........
Cleverbot: Are you confused?
User: Yes, the awesome m
Canada's conversation with cleverbot.User: Umm....um...hello?
Cleverbot: Yes, hello.
User: Oh, you can hear me?
Cleverbot: In a way.
User: Who are you?...wow feels wierd asking that question instead of being asked.
Cleverbot: I answered the question.
User: I'm Canada.
Cleverbot: How is that even possible?
User: Well, I'm the human personifacation of Canada.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure?
User: Because I have been here longer than you. And I was alive for the boston tea party and both the world wars.
Cleverbot: I want to help you. tell me how I can rescue you.
User: Umm....uh....by proving that you know my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I...I'm....I'm Canada.............
Cleverbot: Space is big.
User: Yes.....Who am I?
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: See, your just like everyone else.
Cleverbot: I am just like everyone else.
User: Yes....you don't know who I am. I am the 2nd biggest country in the world...
Cleverbot: I thought you had a boyfriend and are the tallest man in the world?
User: No, I think thats Russia...
Daddy's Medicine.Daddy's medicine
Whenever I felt sick
Or I couldn't get to sleep
Daddy would bring me
A very special treat
He'd put the malt jar down
And get a teaspoon out
He'd then say 'open wide
And don't give me that pout'
I'd bite down on the spoon
And refuse to let go
I'd make him give me more
Because I loved it so
So now it is my remedy
For whenever I feel
Far from my childhood
It's the only memory I'll steal
Mesozoic Earth Sequence 55The seas of Antarctica. Spring. In the open ocean, a male Taniwhasaurus is signing for a mate. Then, he swims back up take a deep breath,mans dives back down. A female has heard his calls, and approaches him. They almost immediately mate. The male has a long, muscular, tube like penis-like structure. Land monitor lizards have hemipenes. Mosasaurs, took this a step further. As the female leaves, the end of the males "penis", has a ring of feather like filaments. The two "penis" seen in monitor lizards are now within this tube. Then, the "penis" retracts, and the male swims off. The female is now pregnant. In the winter, she will give birth to two pups. But to keep them alive, she must hunt. She dives into the water.
The deep water. Taniwhasaurus use an odd set of methods to detect prey. There ancestors have electro-sensory organs, to detect the electric fields of prey animals. However, what works also, is echolocation. The Taniwhasaurus sends out clicks. Clicks will return back, a
Die Rote Reich #2 - The End of Fascism
Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!
The beginning of the year 1935 is uneventful for the German Republic; the only thing in international happenings which is worthy enough to note is that the imperialists in Great Britain ended the government responsible for Newfoundland, one of their North American colonies. But domestically, things are not quite so dull. The People's Chamber is always busy, and with a new year must come a new plan for the economy.
This year, now that unemployment is dropping steadily, we shall begin reforms to transform the economy into a planned one. We dare not spend our funds on the military just yet, and so we shall instead introduce policies to improve the condition of the workers.
And surely enough, not too far into the new year, before the winter snow has even melted, one single report brings good news to the People's Chamber:
Mesozoic Life Sequence 65The Arctic Ocean, 70 million years ago. Icebergs float. A massive glacier is locking up more ice. The water is becoming colder. Turtles are absent in this frigate ocean. Autumn is coming to an end. Within days, the ocean comes from being filled with pack ice to having it covered in thick ice, with snow on top. Any islands here are buried, and animals can now walk across the ocean, literally. Yet, there are breathing holes. They belong to Prognathodon, a mosasaur, and mosasaurs, being warm-blooded, can live in this environment. The head of a turtle breaches out of the breathing hole, and takes a deep breath. What is a turtle doing in the Arctic? The turtle dives down. This is Aurormochelys, the only, truly warm-blooded sea turtle. This is a male. And he has a mate. Most turtles, mate, and then part their ways. However, these turtles, mate for life. Down below, are the females, getting ready for an amazing journey. They are hunting Arctic squid. They are the fastest animals in the sea. E
Mesozoic Earth Sequence 39We are at the forests of Texas. Clouds gather. This area gets hit with severe storms. The thunder claps in the air. Then, it rains. Each drop of,water is the size of a fingernail, and can actually damage leaves it is so hard. This creates various pot holes in the landscape. Then, the winds come, and the rain goes sideways. The river here has it's waters blow out of it and across the land. The river is separate from the forests. The rains flood the landscape, and the river becomes three times as wide then it was before.
A week later, in the red canyon, rainwater flows, forming a massive river. The water goes off the edge, forming a massive waterfall. The waterfall will stay here for a few months. The waterfall supplies the wide river, and now streams of water branch off from the river, and a delta system is born. For the animals that live here, it is a relief. And for some, an opportunity. Small teleost fish are falling from the waterfall, and into the river.
They make this annual migra
Badger Pod Nerd Cast 4: Metaphorical Rape Culture
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A brutal confrontation"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
A hand grips my shoulder, and with one single motion, I'm pulled aside and slammed against the brick wall. Their laughing echoes through the contours of my mind, reverberating and ricocheting around inside my skull as I'm hit by both the excruciating noise of my own spine being crushed, and the acrid smell of alcohol, tobacco, and other pungent scents which I cannot place.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see a fist rush towards my face and within seconds I'm delivered a blow to the jaw. And then another. And another. Each one hitting its target. I feel the blood drain from my face as realization hits me harder then each punch I continue to receive.
I'm going to be killed.
I begin to panic and try to fight back by running away, trying to force the tremendous weight that is the opposer off of my frail body. But it is no use as they quickly notice my desperate and feeble att
Wakin' Up in Vegas 2
Father Francis Bonnefoy could not keep his laughter down when he heard what had happened. He ended up doubled over, clutching his stomach from laughter despite the glowers from the two younger blondes. This was priceless! Oh and he had thought Arthur was so cautious! Merde!
“This is not funny, Francis.” Arthur said with crossed arms.
“Non, it’s ‘ilarious!” Francis snorted.
“Dude, ya gonna help us or what? I’ve gotta get to L.A. for my /real/ wedding.” Alfred snapped. Francis laughed for a little while longer, seriously trying Alfred’s lack of patience.
“Oui, I can ‘elp. Did vous consummate?” The ‘Priest’ asked.
“We don’t know. We don’t remember anything past my arriving at his stag party.” Arthur replied.
“Then vous will ‘ave to get a real divorce. Gil, mon ami?” Father Francis turned to the curtains behind him.
A white, wildly haired young man stepped thr
Die Rote Reich #1: BeginningsThis is a new series, based on a campaign in Darkest Hour: A Hearts of Iron Game that I am currently playing. I am playing using the excellent Mixed Mod, as it adds an enormous plethora of new content for the GDR, as well as in general, far improving the gameplay experience. I will be playing on the 1933 scenario, which begins on March 4th, 1933, and lasts until December 30th, 1963. Game version is 1.03, the latest version. These updates will be very image-heavy, and I will attempt to keep up a constant story, valuing the continuity of that more than the continuity of gameplay- thus, I may use cheats to on either the AI or myself if I see it necessary- for the most part, though, this will most likely be entirely unnecessary. I will be updating this as I make more progress in this campaign, in almost-real-time. I will be taking ideas from the comments as to what can be done, of course; an interactive series is no doubt more fun than one that is not, for everyone. But I have talke
HBR: FEMEN, Freedom, and Women Against Feminism.Link to event/article:
Preview of Article:
Recently the media noticed a growing group of women online called “Women Against Feminism.” Despite the claim that feminism is about freedom of choice, feminists had no problem harassing these women for their beliefs.
With violent Radfem groups like FEMEN making headlines around the world, it’s easy to see how the average woman would have nothing in common with them.
But feminism doesn’t care about your feelings; it’s about freedom of choice. The freedom to make “their choice.”
Just a short sherlock ficLoud, rhythmic music was vibrating the room, and two men, one tall with brown, untameable hair, and one short with a blonde army haircut stood in a corner. The taller of the two looked cosiderably drunk, and the shorter man appeared to be wrestling a half filled pint of beer away form him. He then shouted, "Sherlock…..Sherlock no! You've already had enough to drink! Eh…hrm…give…me..That." He managed to wrestle the glass away and put it on a ledge, the taller man, identified as Sherlock, now looking slightly agitated, "But John!" He shouted, his voice beginning to slur, "I need that drink! It's mere existence is pumping life into my poor soul." John was not pleased, "It's not breathing life into you, it's making you drunk. Sooner or later, you'll end up injured because of your drinking habits, and I won't be there to help you…" He trailed off, noticing that Sherlock had stopped paying attention to him, but rather to the music. He began to laugh.
Sherlock was becoming absorbed by a song
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